This is why knickermail is an interesting concept. The idea is to Send designer lingerie as a greeting card.
Each greeting card’s shipment is includes a gift card with your choice of three witty prewritten messages, or you can choose to include your own personal note.

My message:
See... I don't want to JUST get into your pants. I'll peel them off too, just like a slow wind... caressing the tree-tops.
With strength Oden