This article is both funny, and sad at once. Mostly sad, because somebody stole 95 chocolate candy bars, but nowhere does it say what happened next.
To the candy bars I mean, common' get your priorities straight people! Apparently Carol shoplifted for about 450$ worth of Chocolate, and hairspray (Zac?).
She even went so far as to pull a knife, when a shop assistant asked to search her bags. Now I do get chocolate cravings myself.
I'm not sure I'd go so far as pull a knife on somebody, though. I admit sometimes the thought of it seems rather appealing.
No, no, not on Primadonna. She'd probably ruin a good knife. Besides, I've not yet been able to locate her secret chocolate stash!
My advice to you: ask some vendors for a taste of quality chocolates instead. You'd be amazed how kind of people can be.
Then If they're not there is always the Macgyver chocolate knife! I did email Primadonna, and ask her why did this crime. She hasn't replied yet!
With strength,
Oden