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Lindsay Lohan Lingerie a Bloody Jigsaw?

We've all watched Lohans career bleed away  for a while now. It's only natural to see her half-naked, and bloody. From what I gather, I can see her wearing: a Blank Denim Bandage Miniskirt with some Calvin Klein Underwear. Maybe our readers can fill in on the rest of the accessories, but minus the blood of course.

Chocolate Depression Buy and Stop the Recession!

Research published in the Archives of Internal Medicine: ( those who eat at least a bar every week are more gloomy than those who only eat chocolate now and again. They found that people who feel depressed eat about 55 percent more chocolate than their non-depressed peers. And the more depressed they feel, the more chocolate they tend to eat.

Agentprovocateur, Yes I Do Mr. Right!

Girls Mr. right is out there. When you find him, you need something that will keep Mr. right, right where you want him! Due to unfortunate circumstances, me and the drunkard also known as Oden both like Agent provocateur.

Scarlett Johansson Lingerie too Hot for Ironman

I rather liked Ironman 1, but I love Scarlett Johansson. Combining the two with lingerie in the upcoming movie Ironman 2 sure got my attention. Hopefully, she will consider launching her own curvy lingerie line. She might even be one of the few women who can wear boy shorts, and get away with it.

Scarlett, you know where you got the lingerie idea from. I'm not greedy. A date is reward enough (don't force me to launch a viking attack KLF-style) Be that curvy model much needed in the lingerie market. In fact, Beyonce & Scarlett, or Scarlett & Beyonce would be a great team up. The success of such a combination would not be the issue. The problem would be whom gets to headline more. Maybe throw in Kim Kardashian in the mix to appeal to all markets?
Scarlett Johansson met with nearly 600 service...Image via Wikipedia

Primadonna, I never liked that song because it has one fatal flaw: "But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl". I don't want a woman or a girl. I want a soul mate and a team player. Else I won't put a thing on it. In fact I will just flip, reverse, and throw you the bird. Cheers!

With strength,
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Lane Bryant's Lingerie too Sexy?

We need more of these plus-size adds. There are VERY few people who can look their best both as curvy and petite. Most people are either of the two, or somewhere in the middle.

Forcing Vanessa Paradis into looking like Beyonce Knowles is just as wrong as vice versa. That this ad was deemed too sexy for TV by ABC and Fox is

ABC is particular is very hypocritical as one of their lead actresses in "Mad Men" has more curves than a labyrinth.

Oden said he liked the ad, but then again, he probably misread
it. It read: meet Dan for lunch. In Oden's mind, it read:
Meet Oden for lunch. As you know by now, Oden is a chauvinistic pig.
Oden, listen closely to the second line of: It's A Man's Man's Man's World.

Unwrapping God's Gift to Man

This is how all lingerie should look. I mean common'! Even Primadonna will have to agree it's cute.
She'll probably make some feminist comment too. Saying it objectifies women. So be it:

Hayden Panettiere Your Favorite Lingerie Hero

Your favorite hero undressed

Hayden Panettiere is growing up! Too bad Heroes could not follow suit. That show keep getting worse even though we all figured it reached bottom already.

What about the lingerie?

As you can see this is not the type of lingerie you act sexy in. The patterns and colors are all wrong for that. Girlish lingerie with that kind of facial expression is just weird. 

Lingerie and Jeans to Rock Your Party

Coquette is a French-Canadian designer brand based in Ontario and Europe. I like their slogan: Flirt With Style. The look is relaxed but yet sexy, with a summer-ish party-feel to it.

Coquette lingerie

This is lingerie from Coquette. Stylish lace over satin padded underwired red corset. Boned, side zip, adjustable shoulder straps and featuring a satin lace up back and organza ruffle trim.

Primadonna is way more conservative than me, so she will REALLY not like this.
Then again there are a lot of great, or rather superior things she does not like. I, for instance.

With strength,

Eva Longoria in Lingerie, but What Lingerie?

Eva Longoria is most definitely a contender against the saying: "blonds have more fun". She is also somebody I would want to see in the same series as Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester ). Just Imagine if Eva played the evil stepmother to Blair...

Lingerie that does Not Fit Make You Look Fat

Fauve Alissa by FANTASIE is classy, there's no doubt about that. Even the model has more of a classic appeal.

However, it does come off as a bit too bland. The model needs a tan, or you need to change the lingerie colors.

Black and white would look better here. As is: there is nothing to make it pop, and I lose interest rapidly. *Sigh* Primadonna?

Your Macgyver Swiss Army Chocolate Knife

Oden talked about saving things. Maybe a swiss-chocolate-knife
can save him? Save him from getting hurt, that is. Seriously, though, this "knife" is so cute and funny!

The Swiss Chocolate Train for an Adventure

Swiss-Chocolate-Train"The Swiss Chocolate Train is a joint venture of GoldenPass Services and Cailler-Nestlé. Ride in first-class comfort in a "Belle Epoque" Pullman car, vintage 1915 and/or the modern panorama car affording stunning views of the vineyards surrounding Montreux and medieval Gruyères."

With Strength,

Happy Chocolate Easter Egg People

I will quote Wikipedia on this one. "The egg was a symbol of the rebirth of the earth in celebrations of spring and was adopted by early Christians as a symbol of the resurrection of Jesus.[1]
The oldest tradition is to use dyed or painted chicken eggs, but a modern custom is to substitutechocolate eggs, or plastic eggs filled with confectionery such as jelly beans. These eggs are often hidden, allegedly by the Easter Bunny, for children to find on Easter morning. Otherwise, they are generally put in a basket filled with real or artificial straw to resemble a bird's nest."

Personally I will take any excuse just to get chocolates! I mean I might even accept chocolates that Oden gives me. Never-mind there are limits.

Happy Easter,
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